Bacon

I might as well get this out of the way, though I am sure it will be revisited OFTEN...I love bacon. No, really. 

I LOVE bacon!

• It's the greatest meat on the planet. 
• Bacon is the reason I will NEVER be a vegetarian.
• Bacon makes every food better.
• I could eat a package all by myself without guilt.
• Some of my favorite bacon is on a plate with a full English breakfast -- the British may not be able to make coffee, but they sure can fix BACON!
• All you can eat breakfast buffets mean I get a spoon of scrambled eggs and a plate of BACON!
• It's meat candy!

 
I know this isn't "good" writing, but it doesn't have to be...it's about bacon!